1. No one was hurt.
2. I love videos of the stupid things people do when they are drunk.
3. It’s even funnier because the guy destroyed $150K worth of liquor
haha i wish i had been there to help clean up… with my mouth :P
Via 2nd * on the RT
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
oh ma gawhhhhhh, i’m a homo and i love lady gaga, surprise right?
FOR THE LOVE OF THE INTERNET AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS THIS.
oh my gah
Via blog.miiitch.com
How To Make A Bootleg Grilled Cheese Sandwich
- Take two slices of bread and toast them. Make sure they’re pretty crispy.
- Spread a little butter on each.
- Place cheese between two slices and place on microwave safe plate and heat on 15 seconds.
- Enjoy.
I just made myself one because I was too lazy to do it the conventional way.
fuckkk now im hungry
Via tempest in a teacupBehold why I ALWAYS sit at the exit doors or a chair behind. My aunt used to be a stewardess and she has instilled this in me with her scary flight stories.
Except when the plane bursts into a million pieces mid air. Then let Jesus be a catcher and save my soul from hell.
Things I should look up in the books, why can’t a plane not just have more emergency exit doors?



